Date: Wednesday, 4/3/1916
Subject: Retirement
Dear Sir,
The time has come. I'll leave the show after this year.
I guess I will have to make room for the young players.
Sincerely,
Spike Shannon
Date: Saturday, 4/20/1916
Subject: Frank Gilhooley learns new position
Frank Gilhooley has made noteable progress
learning his new position, First Base.
I would rate his skills as "2" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Tuesday, 4/30/1916
Subject: Heinie Groh is sick...
Diagnosis: Viral Infection.
He is day-to-day, but full recovery will take 5 days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Wednesday, 5/1/1916
Subject: Progress of Bob Harmon
Dear Sir,
Bob Harmon has nothing more to prove at AA Shirley Railcars!
He has an ERA of 3.00 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 5/1/1916
Subject: Progress of Jim Bagby
Dear Sir,
Jim Bagby has an ERA of 2.94 at AA Shirley Railcars!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 5/1/1916
Subject: Progress of Eric Erickson
Dear Sir,
Eric Erickson is doing pretty good at AA Shirley Railcars!
He has an ERA of 2.34, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 5/1/1916
Subject: Progress of Red Oldham
Dear Sir,
Red Oldham is doing pretty good at AA Shirley Railcars!
He has an ERA of 3.88, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 5/1/1916
Subject: Status of Ed Fitzpatrick
Dear Sir,
Ed Fitzpatrick isn't hitting the ball at all at AA Shirley Railcars!
He has an AVG of .189, so a demotion is
the right choice. He shouldn't be emberassed any more.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 5/1/1916
Subject: Progress of Carl Cashion
Dear Sir,
Carl Cashion has nothing more to prove at AA Shirley Railcars!
He has an ERA of 2.50 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Thursday, 5/16/1916
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of Noodles Hahn.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Sunday, 5/26/1916
Subject: Progress of Ray Bates
Dear Sir,
Ray Bates has nothing more to prove at A Brooklyn Cyclones!
He has an AVG of .275 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt him at all.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 6/29/1916
Subject: Starting pitcher
Manager,
Believe it or not, but I am a starting pitcher!
Would you please treat me as one and put
me in the rotation?
Regards,
Jack Quinn
Date: Sunday, 9/15/1916
Subject: Bob Bescher
Bob Bescher is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
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